YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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