She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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