its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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