Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
