sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
is it fun? or sober?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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