Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
