I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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