Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
please don't ironically join a cult
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