I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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