I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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