so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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