Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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