Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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