it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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