whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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