youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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