I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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