like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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