how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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