Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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