Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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