OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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