I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
My vagina is officially offended.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Dear god my vagina.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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