Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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