all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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