Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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