people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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