you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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