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is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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