I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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