i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He felt like a one man threesome
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
its liver damage thursday
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