Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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