Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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