We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I can't turn off my feet"
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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