you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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