She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I know her cup size but not her name....
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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