it wasn't lemon gatorade
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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