White coat. Heels.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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