i don't plan on having that self control this summer
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We are two peas in an std pod
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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