best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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