There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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