I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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