Don't you send me to vm
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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