The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
PANTIES FOUND
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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