It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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