it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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