Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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