my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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