walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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