thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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