I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I have demons in me.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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