Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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